Tag: funny
group name: thefamilydiner
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October 23, 2006 10:58 PM EDT --
I heard this joke on the radio the other day while driving and I couldn't stop to write it down, so I am going to attempt to retell this as I remember it going.
Two ladies, Hilda and Bessie, were . . . more
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March 01, 2007 11:16 PM EST --
These are actual ads found in different newspapers. I hope you get a laugh out of them.
* Free Puppies: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
* Free German Shepherd: 85 pounds, . . . more
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August 12, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
Actual Medical Chart Notes
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second . . . more
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August 29, 2006 09:27 AM EDT --
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this. You got to love the . . . more
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February 07, 2007 09:00 PM EST --
Now, I know that not many people can say that here in this virtual town of Gather, and live to tell the tale, but I must write this because of something I read in another article published here recently. . . . more
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September 20, 2006 07:54 AM EDT --
This is not the first time I have seen this joke and I think it is great.
LETTER FROM A FARM KID,
NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING.
Dear Ma and Pa.
I am well. Hope you . . . more
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July 27, 2006 10:45 AM EDT --
Sometimes, as I wander this mortal coil, I ponder the mysteries of life, contemplate the nature of the universe, and, occasionally, come up with an insight.
For example: behold my latest epiphany
When . . . more
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November 25, 2006 10:21 AM EST --
I think these are cute. They were on my computer and I’m pretty sure I got them in an email.
shoplifting
A 57-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she . . . more
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May 29, 2007 11:50 AM EDT --
One of William's jokes today reminded me of something I saw several years ago while visiting the graves of my grandmother and a great-aunt. The site is London, West Virginia.
On a large carved . . . more
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June 06, 2008 01:04 PM EDT --
I'll admit that I LOVE getting a great deal! I have even posted articles about my savings here on Gather. I don't like to think of myself as cheap, I like to think of myself as smart! . . . more
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May 14, 2008 07:28 PM EDT --
Price: It is common sense that one can get a much better price on virtually any retail product
in the "off-season" which runs generally from mid-May through the end of . . . more
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August 28, 2006 06:29 PM EDT --
To help you decide where to retire:
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where...
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You can open and drive your car without touching the . . . more
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September 05, 2006 12:39 PM EDT --
Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a
loose woman.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
Yes, Father, it is."
And who was the woman you . . . more
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October 11, 2006 01:06 PM EDT --
These came from the internet. Maybe you will like one or all three.
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has . . . more
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February 06, 2007 08:32 PM EST --
This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...and I can see how it could happen.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car found four males . . . more
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September 15, 2006 07:45 PM EDT --
I heard this about thirty years ago about a patient at a mental hospital near here. I don't know what bought it to mind but I thought maybe someone else would like it.
A man had a flat on . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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November 28, 2006 03:43 PM EST --
I thougt that these were cute. They came to me in an email this morning.
A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" . . . more
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June 13, 2008 11:13 AM EDT --
This morning the kids and I were sitting at the table eating our breakfast together like we always do. We were talking about what we thought we should do today. We're SO happy that it's . . . more
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December 08, 2006 12:28 AM EST --
When I saw this one I felt I had to post it. It came in an email.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you . . . more
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